Alright, this is the funny jokes section! :D
A new joke, riddle, or fun fact will be posted every day! (posted enough jokes till the 9th)
We hope you enjoy reading these, who knows? Maybe you will laugh at some of them! :)
Jokes From the previous month shall be posted in a sub-section under the jokes category.
A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a salad. The bartender says, "We don't serve
vegetables!" The mushroom responds, "But I'm a fungi!"
Why does Tigger smell bad?
He's always playing with pooh.
When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other?
There are more geese on that side.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan? Answer(Highlight the space for the answer): His plan is to dig the tunnel and pile up the dirt to climb up to the window to escape.
What did the traffic light say to the car?
"Dont look im changing!"
How did the octopus go to war?
What do you call a person who farts quietly in public?
A private tutor
-If your lock is frozen, try using hand sanitizer on it!(Alcohol breaks down the ice)
-Make flowers last 3x longer; put 'em in the refrigerator overnight!
-Confusing Wikipedia article? Just click "simple English" on the left list of languages.
Did you know???
-The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper!!!
-Houseflies buzz in the key of F.
-If you spin a ball clockwise while dropping it on a hard surface, it will bounce back up spinning counter-clockwise.